dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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