I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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