You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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