you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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