carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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