i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Randomize
