yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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