were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
