He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
They have beer where we have blood.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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