How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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