I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We just shotgunned beers for America
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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