That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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