At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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