We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she pinky promised me she was 18
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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