There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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