no, he came in my armpit
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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