a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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