Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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