More tranny stories later!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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