hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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