yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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