Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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