Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Boobs are out for the taking
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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