i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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