You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
are you so shy because you have an std?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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