You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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