I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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