I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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