i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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