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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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