I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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