The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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