What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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