um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I know her cup size but not her name....
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
