He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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