You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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