Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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