Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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