I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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