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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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