this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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