Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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