Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I want is dick and wine.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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