We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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