super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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