i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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