do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
