Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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