Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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