i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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