I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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